The Sun Surfer Show with Ben Hollingsworth

Welcome back to Sammy sun Surfer Show and I’m Sammy. Yeah. That’s me. I’m the guy. That’s that’s my. It’s my show, you know? It’s me. Uh, we got the bug. Uh, how are you doing?

Speaker 1

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Yeah. It’s not like, as if I had anywhere else to go these

Speaker 3

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days. Uh, do be like that. Oh. Oh.

Speaker 1

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So is this how it feels like when you. You have been deprived of such sustenance?

Speaker 3

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Uh, I haven’t

Speaker 1

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had coffee in a while. Kind of going a little bit

Speaker 3

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deprived. Uh, I’m kind of going insane, too. You know, I’ve been in this spaceship for. You know, I’ve been in this this place for. I don’t know how long, but you know it. It is what it is. You know what? What can you say? It is what it is. Uh, we also have, um. What’s your name, love? Uh, hello. My name is, um, I’m Aunt Betty. Oh, my. How are you

Speaker 2

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doing? Yeah. I’m here.

Speaker 1

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So how did you end up getting here?

Speaker 2

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Uh, to be honest, I have no idea. I, I don’t remember I was going to a barbecue, and I think I know. Yeah. I’m here.

Speaker 3

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It’s the best of us. You know these? Yeah. You know, I don’t know where they just, you know, out of nowhere, they come and all that. You know, the.

Speaker 1

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It’s like one day you were just toiling away like normal, and then suddenly, poof, they’re gone. I wonder what these people want

Speaker 3

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with us. I think they want. I think they want the entertainment. You know, they want us to do these podcasts.

Speaker 1

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Fantastically miserable

Speaker 3

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of sorts. They’re miserable.

Speaker 1

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Oh, excuse me, man, it is a universal translator. It’s still glitchy. Sometimes I, you know, technology is like that. You know, nowadays the newest technology always like. It tends to like, not work as much as the old technology. Now they’re trying to make us.

Speaker 2

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Why do you twitch a lot?

Speaker 1

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It’s because I got a habit of it from my extensive caffeine addiction. I had

Speaker 3

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a bug, which is pretty

Speaker 1

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cool, and it is part of our body language. So, yeah, it takes me a while to understand your link, which only this glitchy translator is the only thing that makes it bearable these days. I mean, have you ever managed to get a note of who these leaders or these your employers of such?

Speaker 3

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The tendrils just keep, like, showing up sometimes, and they’re very, uh. They’re too scary to look at. You know, they’re like all the tendrils and they go, like, eyes and stuff, and I don’t want to mess with them. Oh,

Speaker 2

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I’m Barbara. Have you seen any cats? I’m looking for my

Speaker 3

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cats. It’s like, well, what kind of cats

Speaker 2

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are? You know, like cats. Like our own ones. One of ours and the other has, like, um. Grazer. His name is, uh, Skittles and, uh, tofu. I believe

Speaker 3

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I can live here on the ship as well. They back at home?

Speaker 1

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I sincerely doubt any earthling creatures would be here too much. Yeah, there is a similar species. Uh, we don’t usually talk about those ones. I mean most most people know, some also in some other space known as flirtations.

Speaker 3

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The the

Speaker 1

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don’t be fooled by them. They are. They may look like your earth cats, but they are much nastier on the

Speaker 3

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inside. They sell pretty good stuff though. You can always get a pretty good deal

Speaker 1

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from them. They have good storage

Speaker 3

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system, good storage. Yeah, I

Speaker 2

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might go and find my cats. That’s why I was like looking for

Speaker 3

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them. I’ll probably go home.

Speaker 2

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How do I get out of

Speaker 3

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you when you find a way of getting, you know, this is like, you know, if I’m up here, you know, it’s pretty, right? I’ve kind of got used to. But we’re gonna get you back home. You know, this is not fair. We can’t just be having, you know, like, I probably shouldn’t say too much. I don’t

Speaker 1

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want to easily find if if to get sent you home, then that means there’s hope for us. Some of us who has been here for some time of such.

Speaker 2

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How long have you been here for?

Speaker 3

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For legal reasons. This is a joke. We do not want to come. We don’t want to go back. Please do not hurt us. I was just I was just I was just joking. We were all joking.

Speaker 1

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Yeah, I do not joke. I mean, that’s not what our culture does. And if we.

Speaker 3

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Yeah.

Speaker 2

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Okay. Um. Well, I’ve got a huge time for my, uh. That is not a good day to

Speaker 3

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you. Good day. Uh,

Speaker 1

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well, it starts the day that gets this old. Oh, I’m just not familiar with your species so much.

Speaker 3

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Think of them as, like, monkey people. Basically, it’s it’s pretty cool. You know, we’ve got, like, five fingers on each hand and all that. It’s pretty. It’s pretty

Speaker 1

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crazy. I’m already aware of your physiology. I know your skeleton is on the inside, which repulses me sometimes.

Speaker 3

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I mean, how is it like having, like, a skeleton on the outside?

Speaker 1

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It means we are durable, but,

Speaker 3

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like, isn’t it weird having, like, all the flesh and all that inside of you instead of being

Speaker 1

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like, I wouldn’t, I would. No it’s not. No complaints. I

Speaker 3

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wonder if there’s like in space, there’s like a reverse human that’s like. Old flesh and stuff on the inside, and then on the outside. It’s like a skeleton. That could be pretty

Speaker 1

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cool to see. It must be

Speaker 3

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disgusting. The rules are, uh, old personal. Yo, yo, we got a new, uh, who wants you? Oh, my name’s, um, Daryl. Daryl. Oh. How you doing, Daryl? Yeah. Good. Uh, who’s that old person? I have no idea. We gotta get her home. This is not fair. You know, we gotta get, you know. Uh,

Speaker 1

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yes. Even those who are beyond the twilight years. That’s the word you humans refer to as twilight years.

Speaker 3

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The twilight? Yeah. The twilight. Yeah. It is very strange. Oh, I got cats to see. Uh, how’s everything down? How’s everything? Oh, yeah. All right. Just. These are colors I like. Really annoying. Nah, you gotta get them off and all that.

Speaker 1

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If only you were able to get your employers to remove them for us so we can gain our freedom.

Speaker 3

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We need it. Oh, yeah. The freedom would be nice. Uh, they said if we keep doing these interviews, they might think of.

Speaker 1

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How long will that take?

Speaker 3

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Oh, I hope soon. Yum yum yum yum. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It’s him. Hey, you know, we can we can we can keep going. It’s no problem. You know, like, you know how it is. You know. What? It’s a credit to your pension. Oh, man. I’m sorry, man. I won’t, we won’t. We are. I won’t let it happen again. You know, like you know. Try my patience.

Speaker 1

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You know. What is that?

Speaker 3

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I think that was the one of the boss. You know, one of the one of the big bosses, you know? Apparently, I. So we got questions. We got. We got we got some questions and news and we can finish it off after that. Um. Yeah. Anything. Uh, anything fun you guys heard about, you know,

Speaker 1

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like I’ve only seen in commercial.

Speaker 3

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Of course they love their

Speaker 1

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commercial. Yeah, it’s just for some breakfast for some type of octopus creatures that’s like called a monkey crab

Speaker 3

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for some reason. I think I’ve seen them as well. They’re pretty

Speaker 1

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crazy. Yes it is. Yeah, I, I don’t know, I could not understand what the language, but the closest I could understand look like a monkey and a crab.

Speaker 3

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Interesting. The monkey crab. Oh, um.

Speaker 1

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Oh. Oh,

Speaker 3

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I gotta go. Uh, I’m not to go. Oh, really? Oh, they’re releasing prisoners, I heard. I heard they’re always in prison now. Yeah, maybe. Tell us. Tell us about this. You know, make sure maybe, uh, you know, just, you know, you know, just make sure they know about what’s happening a little bit, you

Speaker 1

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know, so that we may be free.

Speaker 3

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Uh, you do realize that you remember. Right? Right. So I probably won’t even remember you

Speaker 1

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guys. I seek sweet oblivion.

Speaker 3

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Oh, man. Uh, brother. Catch you, Darren. It’s good having you. Thanks. Nice meeting you all. I might forget you, but. No. Goodbye. Bye. We’ll, um. We’ll, uh, tune in next episode, and we’ll, uh, uh, we’ll keep doing this. Probably. I don’t know. We me, me, me and bug men. Hopefully bug men can maybe go home soon. I

Speaker 2

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don’t know. I do not know. Oh, um. What was that? Half human, half werewolf crew. Just passing.

Speaker 3

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Going. Oh, they’re going to the,

Speaker 1

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1. He is being released from eternal enslavement.

Speaker 3

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I’m gonna go there as well. You might want to return back home and see the cats.

Speaker 2

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Okay. Bye.

Speaker 3

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See ya. Make sure you get back safe. I wish direction. I think it’s, uh, left. Uh. Thank you. Uh, the. But, uh. Tune in. Uh, tune in next time. That’s it. Uh, Bob.

Speaker 2

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Speaker 2
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Welcome back to Sammy Sun surfer show. And I’m sammy. Yeah that’s me I’m I’m the guy. That’s that’s
my it’s my show. You know, it’s me. Uh, we got, uh, the bug, you know, um, uh, how are you doing? It’s
Speaker 3
[00.00.20]
not like, as if I have anywhere else to go these
Speaker 2
[00.00.22]
days. Uh, do you like that? Oh. Oh. So
Speaker 3
[00.00.27]
is this how it feels like when you you have been deprived of such
Speaker 2
[00.00.32]
sustenance? Uh,
Speaker 3
[00.00.34]
I haven’t had coffee in a while. Going in a
Speaker 2
[00.00.37]
little bit deprived. Yeah, I’m kind of going insane, too. You know, I’ve been in this spaceship for, you
know, I’ve been in this this place for. I don’t know how long, but, you know, it is what it is. You know
what? What can you say? It is what it is. Uh, we also have, um. What’s your name, love? Uh, hello. My
name is, um. I’m. I’m Betty. Oh, my. How are
Speaker 1
[00.00.58]
you doing? Yeah.
Speaker 3
[00.01.01]
So how did you end up getting here?
Speaker 1
[00.01.04]
Uh, to be honest, I have no idea. I, I don’t remember, I, I was going to a barbecue, and, uh. Yeah. I’m here.
Speaker 2
[00.01.15]
It’s the best of us. You know these? Yeah. You know, I don’t know where they just, you know, out of
nowhere, they come and all that. You know,
Speaker 3
[00.01.23]
they’re. It’s like one day you were just toiling away like normal, and then suddenly, poof!
Speaker 2
[00.01.29]
Yeah. It’s gone. I wonder
Speaker 1
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what these people want with us.
Speaker 2
[00.01.34]
I think they want. I think they want the entertainment. You know, they want us to do these podcasts.
Speaker 3
[00.01.39]
Fantastic. Miserable.
Speaker 2
[00.01.43]
Miserable.
Speaker 3
[00.01.45]
Excuse me. My. Is this. It is. A universal translator. Is still glitchy. Sometimes
Speaker 2
[00.01.53]
I. You know, technology is like that. You know, nowadays, the newest technology always like, tends to,
like, not work as much as the old technology. Now they’re trying to
Speaker 1
[00.02.04]
make us. Why do you touch a lot?
Speaker 3
[00.02.07]
It’s in case I got a habit of it from my extensive caffeine addiction. I had
Speaker 2
[00.02.14]
a bug, which is pretty
Speaker 3
[00.02.15]
cool, and it is part of our body language. So,
Speaker 1
[00.02.20]
yeah, it takes me a while to understand your language. Only this glitchy translator is the only thing that
makes it bearable these days. I mean. Have you ever managed to get a note of who these leaders are?
These your employers of such?
Speaker 2
[00.02.39]
The tendrils just keep, like, showing up sometimes. And they’re very, uh, they’re too scary to look at. You
know, they’re like all the tendrils and they go, like, eyes and stuff, and I don’t want to mess with them. Uh
Speaker 1
[00.02.54]
oh. Um. Barbara, have you seen any cats? I’m looking for my cats. It’s like.
Speaker 2
[00.03.00]
What? What kind of
Speaker 1
[00.03.00]
cats are. You know, like cats. Like our own ones. One of ours and the other has, like, um. Grazer. His
name is, uh, Skittles and, uh, toffee, I believe.
Speaker 2
[00.03.15]
How can they hear on the ship as well? They back at home. I sincerely doubt any earthling creatures
would be here too much. Yeah, there is a similar species. Uh, we don’t usually talk about those ones. I
mean, most most people know. Some also in some other space, uh, known as flirtations or such.
Speaker 3
[00.03.38]
Don’t be fooled by them. They are. They may look like your earth cats, but they are much nastier on the
Speaker 2
[00.03.45]
inside. They sell pretty good stuff though. You can always get a pretty good deal from them.
Speaker 3
[00.03.49]
They have good storage
Speaker 2
[00.03.50]
system, good storage. I
Speaker 1
[00.03.53]
might go and find my cats. That’s why I was like, looking for
Speaker 2
[00.03.57]
them. Yeah, probably back at home. How do I get out of here? When you find a way of getting, you
know, this is like, you know, if I’m up here, it’s pretty rare. I’ve kind of got used to it. We’re gonna get
you back home. You know, this is not fair. We can’t just be having, you know, like, I probably shouldn’t
say too much. I don’t
Speaker 3
[00.04.14]
want to usually find a way with if to get sent you home. Then that means there’s hope for us. Some of us.
What’s been here for some time of such.
Speaker 1
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How long have you been here for?
Speaker 2
[00.04.25]
For legal reasons. This is a joke. We do not want to come. We don’t want to go back. Please do not hurt
us. I was just I was just. I was just joking. We were all joking.
Speaker 1
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Yeah, I do not joke. I mean, that’s not what our culture does.
Speaker 2
[00.04.41]
The the bad. Okay. Um. Uh, well, I better go. It’s time for my, uh. That is not a good idea. Good day. Uh,
well, it starts the day that gets this old. Oh,
Speaker 3
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I’m just not familiar with your species so much.
Speaker 2
[00.05.03]
Think of them as, like, monkey people. Basically, it’s it’s pretty cool. You know, we’ve got, like, five
fingers on each hand and all that. It’s pretty. It’s pretty
Speaker 3
[00.05.12]
crazy. I’m already aware of your physiology. I know your skeleton is on the inside, which repulses me
sometimes.
Speaker 2
[00.05.22]
I mean, how is it like having, like, a skeleton on the outside?
Speaker 3
[00.05.26]
It means we are durable,
Speaker 2
[00.05.27]
but, like, isn’t it weird having, like, all the flesh and all that inside of you
Speaker 3
[00.05.32]
instead of being like, I wouldn’t, I would. No, I guess not. No complaints. I wonder
Speaker 2
[00.05.38]
if there’s, like in space, there’s like a reverse human that’s like old flesh and stuff on the inside. And then
on the outside, it’s like skeleton. That could be pretty cool to
Speaker 3
[00.05.49]
see. It must be disgusting.
Speaker 1
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The, uh, the rules are, uh, old person.
Speaker 2
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Yo, we got a new, uh, who we should, uh. What’s
Speaker 1
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you. Oh, my name’s, um, Daryl. Daryl.
Speaker 2
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Oh. How you doing, Daryl? Yeah.
Speaker 1
[00.06.04]
Good. Uh. Who’s that
Speaker 2
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old? I have no idea. We gotta get her home. I just it’s not fair, you know? We gotta get, you know. Uh,
Speaker 3
[00.06.12]
yes. Even those who are beyond the twilight years. That’s the word you humans refer to as twilight years.
Speaker 2
[00.06.20]
The twilight? Yeah. The twilight. Yeah.
Speaker 3
[00.06.22]
It is very strange.
Speaker 2
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Oh, strange. It’s got cats to see. Uh, how’s everything down?
Speaker 1
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How’s everything? Oh, yeah. All right. Just. These are colors are, like, really
Speaker 2
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annoying. Yeah. You gotta get them off and all that.
Speaker 3
[00.06.40]
If only you were able to get your employers to remove them for us so we can gain our
Speaker 2
[00.06.46]
freedom. We need. Oh, yeah. The freedom would be nice. Uh, they said if we keep doing these
interviews, they might think of doing.
Speaker 3
[00.06.55]
How long will that take?
Speaker 2
[00.06.57]
Oh, I hope soon,
Speaker 1
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Oh goodness me. I’m getting my color off soon. So apparently I had. The other half of the ship is for
prisoners and the other half is for people that, um, that are just here for entertainment.
Speaker 2
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Yeah, this is a bit of both. So, yeah,
Speaker 1
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it was like, I’m going out on my home planet in. Normally they do. Yeah. Normally they do let people
back to their home planet just to. And then they just make them forget about the I don’t know if I’ll be
able to get back to her. Um,
Speaker 3
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he is like torture.
Speaker 2
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Just the bad thing is me and bug might be, like, the most popular. So we might not be able to go until,
like, a while.
Speaker 3
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I want to make coffee. Dammit.
Speaker 1
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Yeah, well, um, apparently I was, uh, falsely accused of, um. Yeah. Scratching a
Speaker 2
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kid. Yeah.
Speaker 1
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I’m like. Oh, well. But I, um, it actually wasn’t me. I’m like, oh, I, I’m a I’m a hybrid. Half human, half
like half like
Speaker 2
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Wookie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And
Speaker 1
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half. Um. Oh, I feel a little off.
Speaker 3
[00.08.07]
I think my translator might help you. What is it? They usually responded
Speaker 1
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to my.
Speaker 3
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Dad. My translator is not correct,
Speaker 1
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sir. I’m half human. I don’t have the, um, full boogie woogie trait. So it’s like I’m. I have a pet. As in the
height, but. I know, but
Speaker 2
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you’re pretty hairy, like, you
Speaker 1
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know. Well, I mean, I don’t have the hair stuff
Speaker 2
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just a little bit, you know, like, fully hairy, but you got, like, you’re pretty hairy for, like. Oh,
Speaker 1
[00.08.42]
yeah. No. Not really. No,
Speaker 2
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no,
Speaker 1
[00.08.47]
I’m a bit like. Not that. Yeah. Not that hairy. I’m like,
Speaker 3
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why are you scratching your
Speaker 2
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hand? There are, you know, uh. It gets very, very itchy, you know, like. Yeah. I don’t know what they’re
doing in the ship, but it does get pretty itchy sometimes.
Speaker 3
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I have not felt any itchy sensation that you
Speaker 2
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speak of. Might be, uh, might be some of the drinks they giving me. Might be making me, uh. But,
Speaker 3
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um, they have caffeine. I need it now.
Speaker 2
[00.09.20]
Yeah, I have a bit of
Speaker 1
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a half werewolf as
Speaker 2
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well. Also Wookie and wealth.
Speaker 1
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Oh, yeah. Well, um, my well, my dads are. The family is Wookie and my mom’s side as well, so I think I
have a tiny bit of Wookie trait, and I’m partially werewolf.
Speaker 3
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I seek sweet oblivion.
Speaker 2
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Oh, man. Catch you. Darren. It’s good having you.
Speaker 1
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Nice meeting you all. I might forget you, but.
Speaker 2
[00.12.08]
No. Goodbye. Bye. We’ll, um. We’ll, uh. Tune in next episode, and we’ll, uh. And we’ll keep doing this.
Probably. I don’t know. Um. Me and me. Me and bug man. Hopefully bug man can maybe go home soon.
I
Speaker 1
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don’t know. I do not know. Oh, um. What was that? Half human, half werewolf crew. Just passing.
Speaker 2
[00.12.32]
Going. Oh, they’re going to the,
Speaker 3
[00.12.34]
uh. He is being released from eternal enslavement. I’m
Speaker 2
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gonna go there as well. He might want to return back home and see the cats. Okay. Bye. See ya. Make
sure you get back safe. I wish direction. I think it’s, uh, left. Uh. Uh, the, uh. Tune in, uh, tune in next
time. Uh. Uh. That’s it. Uh.
Speaker 1
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Bob.